Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 14 – A Regular — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another tale from the bar. That’s Captain George! Arrrrrr!.

A Regular

Cpt George: Greetings Captain George, you want the usual, Rum?
Bar Maid: No Darlin’, I want whiskey, Red-Eye! Leave the bottle.
Scot: Why’s the guy in the pirate hat so blue?
Gnorman: Oh, that’s Captain George. Every month he comes into town and…
Gnorman: …asks the smith if something called a “canon” has been invented yet.
Barkeep: It seems it is important for a pirate ship to have canons.


I wonder where Captain George is from? The West Indies? The Orient? Africa? Penzance? Saskatchewan? …

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 13 – Sealed Cell — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another joke from the bar. That’s not a Christmas Seal or an Easter Seal.

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 12 – Writer! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another joke from the bar. He says he wanted to be a writer. That’s admirable.

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 78

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Sunday (September 18, 2016) we’ve got a “Gnomestead Tapestry” short. a “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar” joke: “Writer”.

writer-featureWriting can be a passion and it can also be an influence on many people’s lives.

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 38

Hi! This Saturday, February 21, 2015, we have part 20 of the continuing serial “A New Omen”, a story in the “Space Trek” series.

A New Omen featureOn Sunday, February 22, 2015, .we have a “Two Knights Walk into a Bar” short, “Birthday Health” in “The Gnomestead Tapestry” series.

BirthdayHealth featureThanks for dropping by!
DWPenner

Coming Up in the Tapestry – 33

Hi! This Saturday, January 10, 2015, we have the next instalment of “Space Trek” “A New Omen!”.

A New Omen featureOn Sunday, January 11, 2015, we have a new short, “Why a Duck?”.

WhyAduck featureThere will be more “Space Trek” “A New Omen” instalments to come.  I look forward to publishing them.

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DWPenner

 

Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 3 – Leg of Mutton — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another “Bar” joke!..

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DWPenner

Coming Up in the Tapestry – 31

Hi! This Saturday, December 20, 1014, we have a new joke in “The Gnomestead Tapestry” It is the third in the “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar”  series.

Walk into a Bar featureOn Sunday, December 21, 2014, we have forth “Knock, Knock…” Joke.

031-KnockKnock featureThere will be more “Space Trek” “A New Omen” instalments to come.  I look forward to publishing them.

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DWPenner

 

Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 2 – Clang — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another “Bar” joke!..

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DWPenner

Coming Up in the Tapestry – 30

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Hi! This Saturday, December 6, 1014, we have a new joke in “The Gnomestead Tapestry” It is the second in the “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar”  series.

Walk into a Bar featureOn Sunday, December 15, 2014, we have a reprise of a story in the “Wheel Tales of Willow City” series. “Do it Yourself Lemonade” was first published October 21, 2013.

Do It Yourself Lemonade — by DWPennerThanks for dropping by!
DWPenner