Knock, Knock! 15 – She — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

90-She 00 90-She 01 90-She 02 90-She 03 90-She 04 90-She 05 90-She featureIf the Queen is coming, you’d better be expecting her! We hope you always get your invitations notices and notifications. If all else fails, check social media! Wait… what was social media in the darkish ages? The tavern, the well, the stables…

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 75

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Saturday (September 10, 2016) we’ve got another Gnomestead Tapestry “Knock, Knock!” joke, “She”.

90-She featureThe Gnomestead Tapestry is a humour strip taking place in the “darkish” ages in a kingdom called The South Cringle Archduchy. Look for appearances by Gnorman the gnome!

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DWPenner


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Introducing the Characters — The Gnomestead

The South Cringle Archduchies Royal Household

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The King is a leader among men
When he orders to arms they don’t say “when”.
The King doesn’t do this all alone
But has advisers to the throne.

000-Cast Intros 031The Queen shares the rule of this land
From household to organizing war band.
She rules at the King’s side
Not just along for the ride.

000-Cast Intros 032Two children have the Queen and King
A Princess and a Prince being peers is their thing.
Along with these youth is a friend.
Maid Martha, fostered, loyal to the end.

000-Cast Intros 033Brother Jacque and The Sister
Are two of the Royal advisers.
They provide sound advice
Sometimes strict but always nice.

000-Cast Intros 034The Forester advises on forests and croplands.
He tries to know what’s in the woods and the crops at hand.
In the keep, you’ll find the Ladies in waiting.
Looking after things keeping them running.

000-Cast Intros 035The foreign agent known simply as “Seven”,
Works very hard often having dinner at eleven.
Father Alex can be found rallying the population spiritually
With advice, wisdom, and sermons some find lively.
Reverend Mother though a bit stern
Has respect and it is well earned.

000-Cast Intros 036There are many ladies in waiting.
Some through the keep, generally keeping.
Others the Royal Family is their domain.
Pages and Equerry do muchly the same.

These are the members of the Royal Household
Some are demure, but most are bold.

000-Cast Intros 037An introduction to The South Cringle Archduchies Royal Household in The Gnomestead Tapestry. Who shall we bio next?