Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 14 – A Regular — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another tale from the bar. That’s Captain George! Arrrrrr!.

A Regular

Cpt George: Greetings Captain George, you want the usual, Rum?
Bar Maid: No Darlin’, I want whiskey, Red-Eye! Leave the bottle.
Scot: Why’s the guy in the pirate hat so blue?
Gnorman: Oh, that’s Captain George. Every month he comes into town and…
Gnorman: …asks the smith if something called a “canon” has been invented yet.
Barkeep: It seems it is important for a pirate ship to have canons.


I wonder where Captain George is from? The West Indies? The Orient? Africa? Penzance? Saskatchewan? …

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 11 – Three O’Clock — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”! So it’s 3 AM, eh?

Three AM 00 Three AM 01 Three AM 02 Three AM 03

How can people think of disturbing someone’s personal time!

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 10 – Tea For Two — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”! Someone ordering tea?

Tea 00 Tea 01 Tea 02 Tea 03 Tea 04

I don’t think the tavern actually serves things in dirty cups or tankards.

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 9 – Mouse — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”!..

Mouse 00 Mouse 01 Mouse 02 Mouse 03 Mouse 04

I bet the elephant knows the difference. It remembers mice! Do you think I should have done this one as a “School Daze” or “Down On the Farm” joke instead?

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 8 – Yes — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”!..

Yes 00 Yes 01 Yes 02 Yes 03

This joke is short but sweet. Of course it doesn’t spell “Doom” for anyone.

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 7 – The Fly — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”!..

The Fly  00The Fly 01The Fly 02

This joke is short but sweet. If it isn’t sweet, perhaps it is dry humour? I hope it is of good vintage!

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 6 – Fish Tale — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”!..

FishTale00FishTale01FishTale02FishTale03FishTale04FishTale05FishTale06FishTale07FishTale08Please drop by again!

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Introducing Locations — The Gnomestead

Some Locations Used in the Gnomestead Tapestry

The Gnome's Tavern. All are welcome.

The Gnome’s Tavern. All are welcome.

A place for sharing stories
Taverns are where folks gather
All are welcome there.

The gateway into the keeps great hall.

The gateway into the keep’s great hall. Often open during the day, but closed at night and requiring a password.

Entry to the Keep
Welcomes those of peaceful bent
Speak friend and enter

The churchyard, fenced not to keep people in our out, but just to let you know it's there.

The churchyard, fenced not to keep people in our out, but just to let you know it’s there.

Peaceful meeting place
The churchyard green for folks
Spend time on your soul


Here are three locations that have been or will be used in The Gnomestead Tapestry. I’m showing them without the tapestry borders I normally use. It gives more room for the set, though a little loss of tradition.