Knock, Knock! 19 – Justin — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

School’s in! You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. This one is in the school-house. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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DWPenner


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On Patrol – None Shall Pass — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

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School Daze – Common Words — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

 

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I guess “here” and “present” might have tied for second.

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Happy Labour Day 2017 Everyone!

Labour Day 2014Have a great Labour Day from me at The Gnome Tapestry!

I hope you are having a safe and fun weekend! I know I am! It’s great to be with family on a holiday weekend!

Thanks for dropping by!
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Riddles – Little Thunder — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

An “On Patrol” Riddle!

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Little Thunder

Little thunder in the dark of the night.
Soothing and not bringing any fright.
Quiet as mists in the morn.
Light as clouds on the wind borne.
Soft as the brush of a butterfly wing.
Knives like lightning doing more than sting
.

What am I?

Can you guess the solution?

Click Here for the answer.

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DWPenner


I have tried a bit of a different format. What do you think?


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Riddles – End of the Universe – Solution — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Riddle!

End of the Universe

I am the beginning of the end,
and the end of time and space.

I am essential to creation,
and I surround every place.

What am I?

Clue: You can find me at the end of the Universe!

I am the letter “e”!

Were you able to figure out the riddle? I hope you enjoyed it. In case you can’t figure out the solution:

I am the beginning of the end,
and the end of time and space.

I am essential to creation,
and I surround every place.

What am I?

Clue: You can find me at the end of the Universe!

 

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Riddles – End of the Universe – Clue — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Riddle!

 

End of the Universe

I am the beginning of the end,
and the end of time and space.

I am essential to creation,
and I surround every place.

What am I?

Clue: You can find me at the end of the Universe!

Can you guess the solution? Check here tomorrow! (Monday, Aug, 2017 — Noon Pacific Daylight Time.)

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Thanks!

DWPenner


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Riddles – End of the Universe — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Riddle!

End of the Universe

I am the beginning of the end,
and the end of time and space.

I am essential to creation,
and I surround every place.

What am I?

Can you guess the solution? Check here in two days! (Monday, Aug, 2017 — Noon Pacific Daylight Time.)

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Thanks!

DWPenner


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Clips! — Wheel Tales of Willow City

Tomorrow (Monday, August 21, 2017) there will be a total eclipse of the Sun that will be visible in many places across North America. While this is a rare and special event, it can also be dangerous. Staring at the Sun, even for a short time can cause partial blindness or even total blindness.

Do not look at the Sun with unprotected eyes. Only use special glasses made just for this purpose. Sun glasses, no matter how good, are not good enough.

If you can’t get those special glasses there are safe ways to see the eclipse. One of the simplest is to make a small hole with a nail or pin in a sheet of card-stock. Like a file folder or cardboard from a cereal box. Then turn your back to the Sun and look at the shadow of that cardboard on a light coloured background — like another sheet of that cardboard. The Sunlight that passes through the pinhole will be an image of the Sun that is safe to view.

It is possible to use almost any small hole as a pinhole. It can be interesting to see all the images of the Eclipse you might find caused by holes in objects casting shadows — like the gaps between leaves in a tree or the holes in a colander. (normally used to strain stuff in the kitchen like pasta)

Here is a good plan for a pinhole projection viewer from NASA. It is inexpensive, easy to make, and cheap to make.

How to Make a Pinhole Projector to View the Solar Eclipse — NASA

This is a safe way to view the eclipse. The eclipse will be worth seeing even if you are not in the narrow track across the US that is a Total eclipse.

Oh, and check the article and links below the YouTube video for important links and information!

Some more information from NASA.

Please be safe! Many people have had permanent eye damage and even blindness by looking at the Sun without proper protection.


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Knock, Knock! 18 – Hall! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

You’d think Hall would be standing outside the schoolhouse.

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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