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Interesting Internet Facts

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Interesting Internet Facts

  1. Rasputin is a descendant of both Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan.
  2. Sasquatch are the descendants of the extinct short-faced bear.
  3. Chemtrails are caused by the expansion of hot exhaust into cold air.
  4. Santa Claus was originally a bishop in Turkey by the name of Kızak Sürücüsü.
  5. The Thesaurus was vegetarian, ate only plant matter, and was herbivorous in nature, disposition, and essence.
  6. The World is not flat. Obviously it is a hollow sphere with polar openings.
  7. Amoeba can spontaneously group together and form a multi-cellular organism.
  8. Fungi are neither plant, nor animal.
  9. The Roswell crash was an experimental long-range nuclear powered bomber the US Airforce was testing.
  10. Up to nine out of ten facts on the Internet are made up.

Sometimes it is important to double-check any facts you find on the Internet.

DWPenner

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 9

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean has landed on the moon Cavatar in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

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The inhabitants of Monosaurus, the Geepoks, will aid Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed on a quest to help the inhabitants of another moon in the Cava system — Cavatar. The plan, to disrupt the strip-mining of Upsydaisium on that moon.

Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

Now that they have met up with a Cavatarian, there is the problem of translation. Is a solution at hand?

The two Geepoks — sentient Guinea Pigs from the moon Monosaurus in the Cava System — Rascal and Number One, have been ordered to rendezvous with their King Ike and Princess Tribbles. It is a long trek on foot.

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 8

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean has landed on the moon Cavatar in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

 

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Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

Now that they have met up with a Cavatarian, there is the problem of translation. Is a solution at hand?

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 7

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean has landed on the moon Cavatar in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

 

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Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

First they have to find the Cavatarians.

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 6

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean has landed on the moon Cavatar in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.the-monarchy-strikes-back-600 the-monarchy-strikes-back-601 the-monarchy-strikes-back-602 the-monarchy-strikes-back-603 the-monarchy-strikes-back-604 the-monarchy-strikes-back-605 the-monarchy-strikes-back-606 the-monarchy-strikes-back-607 the-monarchy-strikes-back-608

 

The Monarchy Strikes Back 00The inhabitants of Monosaurus, the Geepoks, will aid Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed on a quest to help the inhabitants of another moon in the Cava system — Cavatar. The plan, to disrupt the strip-mining of Upsydaisium on that moon.

Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

First they have to find the Cavatarians.

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 5

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean have just left the forest moon of Monosaurus in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

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The Monarchy Strikes Back 00The inhabitants of Monosaurus, the Geepoks, will aid Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed on a quest to help the inhabitants of another moon in the Cava system — Cavatar. The plan, to disrupt the strip-mining of Upsydaisium on that moon.

Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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Forward to the Past! — Space Trek – Episode 3

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

Time to head back to Gavin 7. They didn’t go that far back into the past and now it should be safe to go back without complicating the time-line.

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I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 3

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

(Somehow this episode got caught in a time warp and should have been posted before “The Monarchy Strikes Back!” Episode 4… does that make this a prequel? Shouldn’t that have happened in “Forward to the Past?” I’ll publish it along with “Forward to the Past” Episode 3, so consider it bonus content! – DWPenner, Ed)

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off. The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean are on the forest moon of Monosaurus in the Cava System to track down the new Death Planet the Monarchy is building. They have tracked Varth Dader to this system and thus uncovered the secret shipyard. The Thunderball 2XL is In the Cava System and about to land on Monosaurus to meet with the locals.

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As to be expected, there is something unusual about the inhabitants of Monosaurus. Will Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed meet the leaders of Monosaurus?

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 4

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean are on the forest moon of Monosaurus in the Cava System tracking down the new Death Planet the Monarchy is building. They have discovered that there are in fact two Death Planets, one under construction and one operational. The Thunderball 2XL is on Monosaurus meeting with the locals – the Geepoks.

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The Monarchy Strikes Back 00The inhabitants of Monosaurus, the Geepoks, will aid Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed on a quest to help the inhabitants of another moon in the Cava system — Cavatar. The plan, to disrupt the strip-mining of Upsydaisium on that moon.

Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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Forward to the Past! — Space Trek – Episode 2

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Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

Onward to Celtica! Princess Wespa is travelling there for her wedding and Sole Star is on a mission to deliver a luxury sedan spacecraft full of Corbomite and can’t transport the princess there.

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Look for “Space Trek: The Monarchy Strikes Back” coming soon!

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner

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