Cruising – A Viking We Shall Go — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Tavern – Cruising Joke!

Not really a “shaggy dog story.” Real good Norse stories should end in a tavern!

I hope you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Cruising joke. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Cruising – Silver Jingly Bells — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Cruising Joke!

Did you know that Grizzly Bears are one type of Brown Bear?

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Cruising joke. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 36

Hi! This Saturday, February 7, 2015, we have part 18 of the continuing serial “A New Omen”, a story in the “Space Trek” series.

A New Omen featureOn Sunday, February 8, 2015, we have the final of three parts of “Dirty Tree” in “The Gnomestead Tapestry”.

Dirty Tree featureThere will be more “Space Trek” “A New Omen” instalments to come.  I look forward to publishing them.

Thanks for dropping by!
DWPenner

…and beware of falling monkeys!

Coming Up in the Tapestry – 35

Hi! This Saturday, January 31, 2015, we have “Extra Fees”, a story in the “Wheel Tales of Willow City” series.

Extra Fees featureOn Sunday, February 1, 2015, we have the second of three parts of “Dirty Tree” in “The Gnomestead Tapestry”.

Dirty Tree featureThere will be more “Space Trek” “A New Omen” instalments to come.  I look forward to publishing them.

Thanks for dropping by!
DWPenner

 

Coming Up in the Tapestry – 34

Hi! This Saturday, January 24, 2015, we have the next instalment of “Space Trek” “A New Omen!”.

A New Omen featureOn Sunday, January 25, 2015, we have the first of three parts of “Dirty Tree” in “The Gnomestead Tapestry”.

Dirty Tree featureThere will be more “Space Trek” “A New Omen” instalments to come.  I look forward to publishing them.

Thanks for dropping by!
DWPenner

 

Introducing the Characters — The Gnomestead

Sir Norseguy and Lið (People/Band)

000-Cast Intros 010This is Sir Norseguy, fearless and brave —
On foot, on horse, and upon rolling wave..
He flies into battle, his troops are fleet.
They’ll follow his lead without skipping a beat.

000-Cast Intros 011Lady Norseguy is more than a simple housemaid.
She’s good with sword, axe, and ship; in battle she’d wade.
Her home doesn’t languish, it’s neat and prim.
A dish out of place and she’d be quite grim.

000-Cast Intros 012Squire Norson is cut from his dad’s cloth.
Working hard on land and storm surge froth.
Norseguyson is a force to be reckoned with.
He’s learning to fight or become a blacksmith.

000-Cast Intros 013Norseguys and Shield Maidens fill dual roles.
Sailors and fighters with mutual goals.
They also herd, farm, build and house keep,
Equally at home on sea, in battle, or herding sheep.

000-Cast Intros 014

This is an introduction to cast members of The Gnomestead Tapestry. This time with Sir Norseguy, Lady Norseguy, their two sons and retainers.