No Doom For You!

No Doom For You!

I guess we must have dodged a bullet again. Here we are on September 24, 2017, and the Earth was not destroyed on the 23rd. How many dooms have we dodged in our lifetimes?

Those prophesies of doom and gloom couldn’t have been wrong.
Could they?

DWPenner

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September 23, 2017 — Is it Doom Yet?

What Doom?

It’s September 23, 2017 and once more we haven’t been destroyed by a rogue planet. I wonder how many dooms we shall live through in our lifetimes?

DWPenner

Rules of the Road

 

Rules of the Road!

When is a passenger not a passenger?

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Give 110%

Give 110%

110% of people do not understand percentages..

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What a Waist!

What a Waist!

What a Waist!

If you had everyone on Earth hold hands around the Earth’s equator, they would circle the Earth over 156 times.

Oh, and likely 2/3rds of them would drown.

DWPenner

Interesting Internet Facts

Interesting Internet Facts

  1. Rasputin is a descendant of both Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan.
  2. Sasquatch are the descendants of the extinct short-faced bear.
  3. Chemtrails are caused by the expansion of hot exhaust into cold air.
  4. Santa Claus was originally a bishop in Turkey by the name of Kızak Sürücüsü.
  5. The Thesaurus was vegetarian, ate only plant matter, and was herbivorous in nature, disposition, and essence.
  6. The World is not flat. Obviously it is a hollow sphere with polar openings.
  7. Amoeba can spontaneously group together and form a multi-cellular organism.
  8. Fungi are neither plant, nor animal.
  9. The Roswell crash was an experimental long-range nuclear powered bomber the US Airforce was testing.
  10. Up to nine out of ten facts on the Internet are made up.

Sometimes it is important to double-check any facts you find on the Internet.

DWPenner

Introducing the Characters — The Gnomestead

Sir Squarehead and Friends

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Sir Squarehead has a good head on his shoulders.
Ask for him whether moving men or boulders.
He has an odd sense of humour.
Is he serious or not, you hear many a rumour.

000-Cast Intros 061Lady Squarehead puts up with her spouse.
His sense of humour can drive her out of their house.
But their love for each other is certainly sincere.
They’ll be around long as a couple, you heard that here.

000-Cast Intros 062The Squares and the Lasses are a happy crew.
They’re chips off the old block — hard workers — nothing new.
The Lasses are busy working inside and out
The Squares the same plus their military shout.

000-Cast Intros 063Sir Squarehead find donkeys good in the wilderness
Wagons still are a choice where roads and tracks exist.
He raises his own and trains them as well.
Promise to be nice and perhaps he might sell.

000-Cast Intros 064Here’s a long time cast member. Sir Squarehead has tended to make quips in the background at times. He might be the engineer of the kingdom in his own way.

Now… who next?

DWPenner