The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 9

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean has landed on the moon Cavatar in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

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The inhabitants of Monosaurus, the Geepoks, will aid Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed on a quest to help the inhabitants of another moon in the Cava system — Cavatar. The plan, to disrupt the strip-mining of Upsydaisium on that moon.

Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

Now that they have met up with a Cavatarian, there is the problem of translation. Is a solution at hand?

The two Geepoks — sentient Guinea Pigs from the moon Monosaurus in the Cava System — Rascal and Number One, have been ordered to rendezvous with their King Ike and Princess Tribbles. It is a long trek on foot.

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner


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Happy 2017! Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year! I hope your 2017 turns out to be a grand year for you and those you care for!

DWPenner

Ho Ho Ho! (reprise) — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short. — Ho Ho Ho!

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Sorry for repeating last year’s content, but I’m having more health difficulties. At least they have found the source and we are working towards a solution. I hope you please bear with me.

Thanks!

DWPenner


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The Twelve days of Christmas – 1,2,3, The Tapestry I See!

The third of The Gnomestead Tapestry children’s stories — The Twelve Day Way (a Christmas reprise)

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The Twelve Day Way

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

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2 Turtle Doves

3 French Hens

3 French Hens

4 Calling Birds

4 Calling Birds

5 Golden Rings

5 Golden Rings

6 Geese a Laying

6 Geese a Laying

7 Swans a Swimming

7 Swans a Swimming

8 Maids a Milking

8 Maids a Milking

9 Ladies Dancing

9 Ladies Dancing

10 Lords a Leaping

10 Lords a Leaping

11 Pipers Piping

11 Pipers Piping

12 Drummers Drumming

12 Drummers Drumming

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Twelve Days of Christmas

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The Twelfth Day of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

This seasonal post is the “Twelve Days of Christmas! I did up for The Gnome Tapestry a few years ago. I wish you all Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas!.

DWPenner

 

Down on the Farm – Gators! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Joke!

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How fast can you run with a torch? Faster than a “gator”?

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze joke. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 8

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean has landed on the moon Cavatar in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

 

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Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

Now that they have met up with a Cavatarian, there is the problem of translation. Is a solution at hand?

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner


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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 7

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean has landed on the moon Cavatar in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

 

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Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

First they have to find the Cavatarians.

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner


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Knock, Knock! 17 – Ivan! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

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I don’t think this Ivan is terrible.

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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School Daze – The Alphabet — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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It’s a good thing she didn’t ask about “a”.

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Knock, Knock! 16 – Best Foot Forward! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

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A journey of a thousand steps begins with one step. Beginning with two steps…

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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DWPenner


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