School Daze – Spelling Bee — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A School Daze Joke! “Spelling Bee”

School’s in! You never know what kids will say. It can be hard to argue with that logic.

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Nursery Rhyme – In the Corner! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another twisted nursery rhyme! “In the Corner”!

Do you think Little Miss Muffet had a hand in switching Jack’s pudding for curds and whey? Of course Miss Muffet was last seen eating “Christmas Pie” and not “Plum Pudding”.

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Nursery Rhyme – Oh Spiders! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another twisted nursery rhyme! “Oh Spiders”!

I guess spiders are more into curds, whey, flies, and other protein stuff?

Did you know a “tuffet” as well as being a little bit of fluff, can also be a low footstool or seat — often in a sort of muffin or mushroom shape?

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Knock, Knock! 27 – Moo! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke! “Moo!”

I shouldn’t milk this joke!.

You never know who or what is outside the door.

I made a change in the feature image used as the feature one — it’ll mostly show in Facebook, I’m not sure of the other platforms.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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Bear on the Town — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Gnomestead Joke!

A “Dad Joke” for Father’s Day weekend. Can you bear it?

We aren’t all lucky enough to have our Father’s around. I hope that those that do will show them your appreciate them for all that they do.

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Nursery Rhyme – Mary — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another twisted nursery rhyme! “Mary”!

How contrary was Mary? Okay, so corn is New World. That’s okay in a cartoon, right?

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Knock, Knock! 26 – Up Kid — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke! “Up Kid”

This “Knock, Knock” joke is a bit different from most.

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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School Daze – Alphabet — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A School Daze Joke! “Alphabet”

School’s in! You never know what kids will say. It can be hard to argue with that logic.

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Down on the Farm – Mom Mom Mom — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm story: Mom Mom Mom!

To all the Mothers out there, I wish you a “Happy Mother’s Day!” Some of us are still fortunate enough to have our mothers with us. We can give them a call or even give them a hug. Cherish them while you can. If not, I hope you can fondly recall the good times with them.

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Cruising – A Viking We Shall Go — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Tavern – Cruising Joke!

Not really a “shaggy dog story.” Real good Norse stories should end in a tavern!

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