The Mummy — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Halloween Special with Sir Biff!

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How does Vlad the new tailor manage to have thunder and lightning on a clear night? Poor Sir Biff… at least he got tea and a nice visit from his Mummy… er Mom.

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School Daze – Common Words — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

 

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I guess “here” and “present” might have tied for second.

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Ho Ho Ho! (reprise) — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short. — Ho Ho Ho!

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Sorry for repeating last year’s content, but I’m having more health difficulties. At least they have found the source and we are working towards a solution. I hope you please bear with me.

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The Twelve days of Christmas – 1,2,3, The Tapestry I See!

The third of The Gnomestead Tapestry children’s stories — The Twelve Day Way (a Christmas reprise)

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The Twelve Day Way

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

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2 Turtle Doves

3 French Hens

3 French Hens

4 Calling Birds

4 Calling Birds

5 Golden Rings

5 Golden Rings

6 Geese a Laying

6 Geese a Laying

7 Swans a Swimming

7 Swans a Swimming

8 Maids a Milking

8 Maids a Milking

9 Ladies Dancing

9 Ladies Dancing

10 Lords a Leaping

10 Lords a Leaping

11 Pipers Piping

11 Pipers Piping

12 Drummers Drumming

12 Drummers Drumming

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Twelve Days of Christmas

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The Twelfth Day of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

This seasonal post is the “Twelve Days of Christmas! I did up for The Gnome Tapestry a few years ago. I wish you all Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas!.

DWPenner

 

School Daze – The Alphabet — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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It’s a good thing she didn’t ask about “a”.

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Man Eating Pumpkin — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Halloween Special with Sir Biff!

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Wasn’t there a man-eating chicken some time ago?

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School Daze – I Second That — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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Smart answer, but he missed 12 seconds. January 22nd, February 22nd, March 22nd…!

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Cruising – Good Lawyers — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Cruising” Joke!

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Who knew, Vikings got opinions on lawyers?

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School Daze – Plums — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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Shades of Little Jack Horner! Time to count plums!

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School Daze – The Explorer — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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Finders keepers! Right?

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