Ho Ho Ho! (reprise) — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short. — Ho Ho Ho!

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Sorry for repeating last year’s content, but I’m having more health difficulties. At least they have found the source and we are working towards a solution. I hope you please bear with me.

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DWPenner


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Down on the Farm – Gators! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Joke!

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How fast can you run with a torch? Faster than a “gator”?

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Knock, Knock! 17 – Ivan! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

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I don’t think this Ivan is terrible.

You never know who or what is outside the door.

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School Daze – The Alphabet — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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It’s a good thing she didn’t ask about “a”.

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Upsetting — Wheel Tales of Willow City

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It makes me wonder if the definition of “an upset” has changed.

(Note, I understand that the final results might be very different, but before they are in, while the results were still within 5%, they call it an upset. Of course the outcome of a political election can be very different from the popular vote.)


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Knock, Knock! 16 – Best Foot Forward! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

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A journey of a thousand steps begins with one step. Beginning with two steps…

You never know who or what is outside the door.

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 13 – Sealed Cell — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another joke from the bar. That’s not a Christmas Seal or an Easter Seal.

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Man Eating Pumpkin — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Halloween Special with Sir Biff!

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Wasn’t there a man-eating chicken some time ago?

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School Daze – I Second That — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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Smart answer, but he missed 12 seconds. January 22nd, February 22nd, March 22nd…!

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Cruising – Good Lawyers — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Cruising” Joke!

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Who knew, Vikings got opinions on lawyers?

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