School Daze – Alphabet — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A School Daze Joke! “Alphabet”

School’s in! You never know what kids will say. It can be hard to argue with that logic.

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Down on the Farm – Mom Mom Mom — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm story: Mom Mom Mom!

To all the Mothers out there, I wish you a “Happy Mother’s Day!” Some of us are still fortunate enough to have our mothers with us. We can give them a call or even give them a hug. Cherish them while you can. If not, I hope you can fondly recall the good times with them.

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Cruising – A Viking We Shall Go — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Tavern – Cruising Joke!

Not really a “shaggy dog story.” Real good Norse stories should end in a tavern!

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May the Fourth Be With You!

May the FourthI can still remember lining up to see Star Wars the first week it came out. I don’t know that any of the franchise will ever equal the thrill of that experience seeing “Star Wars” — later known as “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” for the first time.

In truth, I’ve enjoyed all the episodes in the franchise. I look forward to “Solo: A Star Wars Story” when it comes out — later in the month..

Nursery Rhyme – Mother Goose — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another twisted nursery rhyme! “Mother Goose”!

I’m trying to recall if I remember any nursery rhymes with “Mother Goose” actually in them. Do you know any?

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Down on the Farm – Jack’s Not Simple — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm Joke!

“Jack’s Not Simple.” Do you know what really burn’s my butt? A 3 foot tall candle!

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Riddles – Stronghold — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A new riddle — Stronghold!

CLICK HERE FOR THE SOLUTION

Four walls do not make a jail… even with a stout roof.

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Knock, Knock! 25 – Hugh — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

This “Knock, Knock” joke could be taken two different ways. I wonder which way you will take it?

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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Cruising – Silver Jingly Bells — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Cruising Joke!

Did you know that Grizzly Bears are one type of Brown Bear?

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Down on the Farm – Well, Well, Well — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm Joke!

A very deep subject indeed!

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DWPenner


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