A Tavern – Cruising Joke!
Not really a “shaggy dog story.” Real good Norse stories should end in a tavern!
I hope you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Cruising joke. Feel free to share it around!
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DWPenner
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A “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar” Riddle!
Keep
You cannot keep me until you have given me.
What am I?
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DWPenner
I have tried a bit of a different format. What do you think?
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Another tale from the bar. That’s Captain George! Arrrrrr!.
A Regular
Cpt George: Greetings Captain George, you want the usual, Rum?
Bar Maid: No Darlin’, I want whiskey, Red-Eye! Leave the bottle.
Scot: Why’s the guy in the pirate hat so blue?
Gnorman: Oh, that’s Captain George. Every month he comes into town and…
Gnorman: …asks the smith if something called a “canon” has been invented yet.
Barkeep: It seems it is important for a pirate ship to have canons.
I wonder where Captain George is from? The West Indies? The Orient? Africa? Penzance? Saskatchewan? …
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Coming this Saturday (July 29, 2017) a “Two Knights Walk into a Bar” comic.
Introducing a new characterrr!
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Another joke from the bar. That’s not a Christmas Seal or an Easter Seal.
Is a jail without doors still a jail?
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DWPenner
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A Halloween Special with Sir Biff!
Wasn’t there a man-eating chicken some time ago?
Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze joke. Feel free to share it around!
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DWPenner
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Another joke from the bar. He says he wanted to be a writer. That’s admirable.
Some people want to make an impact on the world they live in. Writing can be one way to do it. Of course there is writing and there is writing!
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DWPenner
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Sunday (September 18, 2016) we’ve got a “Gnomestead Tapestry” short. a “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar” joke: “Writer”.
Writing can be a passion and it can also be an influence on many people’s lives.
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Episode 74 of “Space Trek – A New Omen” is ready for publication and will be on time this Saturday (June 18, 2016) It’s a bit longer than most of them and I hope you enjoy it.
I’m still working on the Sunday cartoon though.
See you on the weekend!
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Another joke from the “Bar”! So it’s 3 AM, eh?
How can people think of disturbing someone’s personal time!
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DWPenner
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