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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 14 – A Regular — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another tale from the bar. That’s Captain George! Arrrrrr!.

A Regular

Cpt George: Greetings Captain George, you want the usual, Rum?
Bar Maid: No Darlin’, I want whiskey, Red-Eye! Leave the bottle.
Scot: Why’s the guy in the pirate hat so blue?
Gnorman: Oh, that’s Captain George. Every month he comes into town and…
Gnorman: …asks the smith if something called a “canon” has been invented yet.
Barkeep: It seems it is important for a pirate ship to have canons.

I wonder where Captain George is from? The West Indies? The Orient? Africa? Penzance? Saskatchewan? …

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 95

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Coming this Saturday (July 29, 2017) a “Two Knights Walk into a Bar” comic.

Introducing a new characterrr!

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 13 – Sealed Cell — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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Another joke from the bar. That’s not a Christmas Seal or an Easter Seal.

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Man Eating Pumpkin — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Halloween Special with Sir Biff!

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Wasn’t there a man-eating chicken some time ago?

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze joke. Feel free to share it around!

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 12 – Writer! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another joke from the bar. He says he wanted to be a writer. That’s admirable.

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 78

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Sunday (September 18, 2016) we’ve got a “Gnomestead Tapestry” short. a “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar” joke: “Writer”.

writer-featureWriting can be a passion and it can also be an influence on many people’s lives.

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Good News — Space Trek Episode for Saturday on Schedule!

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Gnorman 2bEpisode 74 of “Space Trek – A New Omen” is ready for publication and will be on time this Saturday (June 18, 2016) It’s a bit longer than most of them and I hope you enjoy it.

I’m still working on the Sunday cartoon though.

A New Omen featureSee you on the weekend!

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 11 – Three O’Clock — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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Another joke from the “Bar”! So it’s 3 AM, eh?

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How can people think of disturbing someone’s personal time!

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Good News Today — Coming this weekend!

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The family member in hospital I mentioned last weekend is doing well, though still in hospital. That’s a big relief! I also have cartoons done for this coming weekend and ready for publication on Saturday (May 21) and Sunday (May 22).

Saturday, episode 71 in the “Space Trek – A New Omen” serial is ready!

A New Omen feature

Then on Sunday, a “Gnomestead Tapestry” cartoon is scheduled. This is one of the “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar” stories. I hope you like it and the few changes I made to the setting.

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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 10 – Tea For Two — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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Another joke from the “Bar”! Someone ordering tea?

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I don’t think the tavern actually serves things in dirty cups or tankards.

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