Category Archives: Down on the Farm

Down on the Farm – Mom Mom Mom — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm story: Mom Mom Mom!

To all the Mothers out there, I wish you a “Happy Mother’s Day!” Some of us are still fortunate enough to have our mothers with us. We can give them a call or even give them a hug. Cherish them while you can. If not, I hope you can fondly recall the good times with them.

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Down on the Farm – Jack’s Not Simple — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Down on the Farm Joke!

“Jack’s Not Simple.” Do you know what really burn’s my butt? A 3 foot tall candle!

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Down on the Farm – Well, Well, Well — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Down on the Farm Joke!

A very deep subject indeed!

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Down on the Farm – Two Dozen Eggs — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Down on the Farm Joke!

Does it matter whether they are white eggs or brown eggs? What about chicken, duck, or goose eggs?

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Down on the Farm – Success — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Down on the Farm Joke!

I wonder when it will dawn on them?

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Hardly Working — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Joke!

A day at work! Who’s afraid of some heavy “z”s?

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Hens — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Joke!

Another bright solution!

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Down on the Farm – Searching — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A “Down on the Farm” Joke!

Do you know how to find the common denominator?

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Riddles – Uprising! – Solution — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A “Down on the Farm” Riddle!

Uprising!

Row on row,
Rising to attention.
Beaten down,
But rising once more.
First white, then brown.
Strengthened by the forge of heat.
Giving that strength to the people.

What are they?

They are “loaves of bread”!

Did you get the solution. What did you think of the riddle?

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Riddles – Uprising! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Riddle!

Uprising!

Row on row,
Rising to attention.
Beaten down,
But rising once more.
First white, then brown.
Strengthened by the forge of heat.
Giving that strength to the people.

What are they?

Can you guess the solution? Check here in two days! (Monday, August 7, 2017 — Noon Pacific Daylight Time.) This one might be a bit tricky.

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