Knock, Knock! 18 – Hall! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

You’d think Hall would be standing outside the schoolhouse.

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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DWPenner


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Riddles – Uprising! – Solution — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Riddle!

Uprising!

Row on row,
Rising to attention.
Beaten down,
But rising once more.
First white, then brown.
Strengthened by the forge of heat.
Giving that strength to the people.

What are they?

They are “loaves of bread”!

Did you get the solution. What did you think of the riddle?

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Riddles – Uprising! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Riddle!

Uprising!

Row on row,
Rising to attention.
Beaten down,
But rising once more.
First white, then brown.
Strengthened by the forge of heat.
Giving that strength to the people.

What are they?

Can you guess the solution? Check here in two days! (Monday, August 7, 2017 — Noon Pacific Daylight Time.) This one might be a bit tricky.

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Down on the Farm riddle. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 14 – A Regular — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another tale from the bar. That’s Captain George! Arrrrrr!.

A Regular

Cpt George: Greetings Captain George, you want the usual, Rum?
Bar Maid: No Darlin’, I want whiskey, Red-Eye! Leave the bottle.
Scot: Why’s the guy in the pirate hat so blue?
Gnorman: Oh, that’s Captain George. Every month he comes into town and…
Gnorman: …asks the smith if something called a “canon” has been invented yet.
Barkeep: It seems it is important for a pirate ship to have canons.


I wonder where Captain George is from? The West Indies? The Orient? Africa? Penzance? Saskatchewan? …

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 95

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Coming this Saturday (July 29, 2017) a “Two Knights Walk into a Bar” comic.

Introducing a new characterrr!

I hope you like the cartoons. I’d love to hear from you and find out what you think of them. Drop a note to me via my Facebook page “The Gnome’s Garden”.

Thanks for dropping by!
DWPenner


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Riddles – Picture This! – Solution — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Riddle!

Picture This!

From start to end I’m worth more than a picture.
I cast my spell on student, scholar, and author.
Black on white or carved in stone, the truth I can tell.
All the same I can tell a lie equally well..
Losing me might render you speechless.
Don’t hold your tongue and it will effect you less.

What am I?

I am “The Alphabet”.

Did you get the solution? Do you know how the clues fit the riddle?

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DWPenner


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Riddles – Picture This! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Riddle!

Picture This!

From start to end I’m worth more than a picture.
I cast my spell on student, scholar, and author.
Black on white or carved in stone, the truth I can tell.
All the same I can tell a lie equally well..
Losing me might render you speechless.
Don’t hold your tongue and it will effect you less.

What am I?

Can you guess the solution? Check here in two days! (Monday, July 24, 2017 — Noon Pacific Daylight Time.)

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze riddle. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Riddles – Running Through! – Solution — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Riddle!

Here is the Solution!

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Down on the Farm riddle. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Riddles – Running Through! — The Gnomestead Tapestry

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A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Riddle!

Can you guess the solution? Check here in two days! (Monday, July 17, 2017 — Noon Pacific Daylight Time.)

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Down on the Farm riddle. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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Ho Ho Ho! (reprise) — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short. — Ho Ho Ho!

Ho Ho Ho 00Ho Ho Ho 01 Ho Ho Ho 02 Ho Ho Ho 03 Ho Ho Ho 04 Ho Ho Ho 05 Ho Ho Ho 06 Ho Ho Ho 07 Ho Ho Ho 08 Ho Ho Ho 09 Ho Ho Ho 10 Ho Ho Ho 11Ho Ho Ho featureMerry Christmas! and Happy Holidays! Today is Christmas Eve and I hope you are having a wonderful holiday! Please drop by again!

Sorry for repeating last year’s content, but I’m having more health difficulties. At least they have found the source and we are working towards a solution. I hope you please bear with me.

Thanks!

DWPenner


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