About DWPenner

Volunteer and Administrator for a number of organizations. Writer, past museum director, part time fund-raiser, graphic artist, web-master. Cartoonist for "The Gnome Tapestry" gnometapestry.com (An ongoing collection of the comics I write.) Manager at "We'll Make Cents" wellmakecents.com (Not for profit fundraising.)

Down on the Farm – Jack’s Not Simple — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm Joke!

“Jack’s Not Simple.” Do you know what really burn’s my butt? A 3 foot tall candle!

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DWPenner


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Riddles – Stronghold — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A new riddle — Stronghold!

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Four walls do not make a jail… even with a stout roof.

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DWPenner


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Knock, Knock! 25 – Hugh — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

This “Knock, Knock” joke could be taken two different ways. I wonder which way you will take it?

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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DWPenner


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Cruising – Silver Jingly Bells — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Cruising Joke!

Did you know that Grizzly Bears are one type of Brown Bear?

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Down on the Farm – Well, Well, Well — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm Joke!

A very deep subject indeed!

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School Daze – Do Rulers Need Shoes? — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A School Daze Joke!

School’s in! You never know what kids will say. I guess South Cringle hasn’t gone metric.

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Knock, Knock! 24 – What’s Snew? — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

I’m sure Spring is just around the corner. Now where is that corner? I think it is hidden behind all this white stuff. …the flowers are too!

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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DWPenner


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Down on the Farm – Two Dozen Eggs — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm Joke!

Does it matter whether they are white eggs or brown eggs? What about chicken, duck, or goose eggs?

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Down on the Farm – Success — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm Joke!

I wonder when it will dawn on them?

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DWPenner


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Riddles – Pirate Business — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A new riddle!

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I’m not sure if this is a classic riddle.

I guess booty is booty!

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DWPenner


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