About DWPenner

Volunteer and Administrator for a number of organizations. Writer, past museum director, part time fund-raiser, graphic artist, web-master. Cartoonist for "The Gnome Tapestry" gnometapestry.com (An ongoing collection of the comics I write.) Manager at "We'll Make Cents" wellmakecents.com (Not for profit fundraising.)

Bear on the Town — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Gnomestead Joke!

A “Dad Joke” for Father’s Day weekend. Can you bear it?

We aren’t all lucky enough to have our Father’s around. I hope that those that do will show them your appreciate them for all that they do.

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” joke. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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Life Happened

Gnorman the Gnome

Sorry for not getting a cartoon out today, but “life happened”. I’ll see about getting one out later, or even tomorrow.
Thanks,
DWPenner

Nursery Rhyme – Mary — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another twisted nursery rhyme! “Mary”!

How contrary was Mary? Okay, so corn is New World. That’s okay in a cartoon, right?

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” nursery rhyme. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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Knock, Knock! 26 – Up Kid — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke! “Up Kid”

This “Knock, Knock” joke is a bit different from most.

You never know who or what is outside the door.

This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

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DWPenner


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School Daze – Alphabet — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A School Daze Joke! “Alphabet”

School’s in! You never know what kids will say. It can be hard to argue with that logic.

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DWPenner


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Down on the Farm – Mom Mom Mom — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm story: Mom Mom Mom!

To all the Mothers out there, I wish you a “Happy Mother’s Day!” Some of us are still fortunate enough to have our mothers with us. We can give them a call or even give them a hug. Cherish them while you can. If not, I hope you can fondly recall the good times with them.

Hoping you enjoy this “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze posting. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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Cruising – A Viking We Shall Go — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Tavern – Cruising Joke!

Not really a “shaggy dog story.” Real good Norse stories should end in a tavern!

I hope you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Cruising joke. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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May the Fourth Be With You!

May the FourthI can still remember lining up to see Star Wars the first week it came out. I don’t know that any of the franchise will ever equal the thrill of that experience seeing “Star Wars” — later known as “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” for the first time.

In truth, I’ve enjoyed all the episodes in the franchise. I look forward to “Solo: A Star Wars Story” when it comes out — later in the month..

Nursery Rhyme – Mother Goose — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

Another twisted nursery rhyme! “Mother Goose”!

I’m trying to recall if I remember any nursery rhymes with “Mother Goose” actually in them. Do you know any?

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” nursery rhyme. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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Down on the Farm – Jack’s Not Simple — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Down on the Farm Joke!

“Jack’s Not Simple.” Do you know what really burn’s my butt? A 3 foot tall candle!

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” On the Farm joke. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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