The Halloween Specials

Over the past 4 years I’ve published a few Halloween cartoon strips following a 5 part one the first year.

I’m not sure what I will be doing next year… then again, I didn’t know what I was going to do this year either!


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Jack’s Tale

Jack’s Tale

They came for the small ones, the gherkins, and I said nothing.
Then they came for the larger cucumbers and the zucchini, and I did nothing.
The vegetable marrow and the summer squash went, and still I said nothing.
Then, the melons were gone before I could even think of doing anything.
The thumping thuds on the watermelons haunt me still.
Now they’ve come for my brother and me.
I scream silently as he cries, “They’re cutting into me.”
“They are scoping out my brains.”
I smell the ginger, nutmeg, and cinnamon even as they carve a hideous face on my brother.
I smell the roasting of the seeds from my brother’s head even as the knife stabs into me.
~ Jack’s Tale

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DWPenner


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The Mummy — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Halloween Special with Sir Biff!

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How does Vlad the new tailor manage to have thunder and lightning on a clear night? Poor Sir Biff… at least he got tea and a nice visit from his Mummy… er Mom.

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze joke. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Riddles – Good Intentions — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A new riddle!

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Good Intentions

I am in heaven, but not in hell.
I am in the devil, but not in god.
I am in the river, but not in the sea.

What am I?

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Hoping you enjoy this “Gnomestead Tapestry” riddle. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


I have tried a bit of a different format. What do you think?


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The Gnome Tapestry is Now Four-Years-Old!

I’m proud to announce that as of October 17, 2017 — The Gnome Tapestry is now four-years-old!

There is enough material that I could publish something every day of the year.

DWPenner


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Riddles – Keep — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar” Riddle!

Keep

You cannot keep me until you have given me.

What am I?

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Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Two Knights Walk Into a Bar riddle. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


I have tried a bit of a different format. What do you think?


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Shoes Your Path

Shoes

Shoes Your Path

We all have to choose a path.

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DWPenner


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Happy Thanksgiving Day Weekend! 2017

thanks-giving-tableI want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! I hope that you can spend the day with those you love and consider all that you have to be thankful for. Please be safe on the roads if you are travelling.

Monday is Thanksgiving Day in Canada, October 9th, 2016. We hold it the second Monday in October. Our harvest is on average a bit earlier than in the US so our end of harvest holiday is earlier as well.

Thanks for dropping by!
DWPenner


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Down on the Farm – Searching — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Down on the Farm” Joke!

Do you know how to find the common denominator?

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze joke. Feel free to share it around!

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DWPenner


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Commercial Entertainment

Commercial Entertainment

Just because the
commercials are new
doesn’t mean the show is.

Just because the
show is new doesn’t
mean the commercials are.

DWPenner