Rules of the Road

 

Rules of the Road!

When is a passenger not a passenger?

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On Patrol – None Shall Pass — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

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Give 110%

Give 110%

110% of people do not understand percentages..

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School Daze – Common Words — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

 

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I guess “here” and “present” might have tied for second.

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600 Post Milestone

I’ve just noticed we have passed the 600 post milestone on The Gnome Tapestry!

I hope to keep the material entertaining and sometimes even relevant to society. I wonder what things will be like in 600 more posts?

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Happy Labour Day 2017 Everyone!

Labour Day 2014Have a great Labour Day from me at The Gnome Tapestry!

I hope you are having a safe and fun weekend! I know I am! It’s great to be with family on a holiday weekend!

Thanks for dropping by!
DWPenner


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What a Waist!

What a Waist!

What a Waist!

If you had everyone on Earth hold hands around the Earth’s equator, they would circle the Earth over 156 times.

Oh, and likely 2/3rds of them would drown.

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Riddles – Little Thunder — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

An “On Patrol” Riddle!

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Little Thunder

Little thunder in the dark of the night.
Soothing and not bringing any fright.
Quiet as mists in the morn.
Light as clouds on the wind borne.
Soft as the brush of a butterfly wing.
Knives like lightning doing more than sting
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What am I?

Can you guess the solution?

Click Here for the answer.

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DWPenner


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