A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.
Another tale from the bar. That’s Captain George! Arrrrrr!.
A Regular
Cpt George: Greetings Captain George, you want the usual, Rum?
Bar Maid: No Darlin’, I want whiskey, Red-Eye! Leave the bottle.
Scot: Why’s the guy in the pirate hat so blue?
Gnorman: Oh, that’s Captain George. Every month he comes into town and…
Gnorman: …asks the smith if something called a “canon” has been invented yet.
Barkeep: It seems it is important for a pirate ship to have canons.
I wonder where Captain George is from? The West Indies? The Orient? Africa? Penzance? Saskatchewan? …
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Thanks!
DWPenner
For more stories check out:
- Space Trek stories.
- The Gnomestead Tapestry stories.
- Wheel Tales of Willow City stories.