Man Eating Pumpkin — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A Halloween Special with Sir Biff!

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Wasn’t there a man-eating chicken some time ago?

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 5

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean have just left the forest moon of Monosaurus in the Cava System. They have heard from the Geepoks of Monosaurus that the inhabitants of Cavatar, another moon of the Cava system, are endangered by the Monarchy and are in need of help.

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The Monarchy Strikes Back 00The inhabitants of Monosaurus, the Geepoks, will aid Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed on a quest to help the inhabitants of another moon in the Cava system — Cavatar. The plan, to disrupt the strip-mining of Upsydaisium on that moon.

Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

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School Daze – I Second That — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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Smart answer, but he missed 12 seconds. January 22nd, February 22nd, March 22nd…!

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 89

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Saturday (October 29, 2016) we’ve got a another School Daze strip.”I Second That” Just give it a second!

i-second-that-featureDon’t take all year!

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Forward to the Past! — Space Trek – Episode 3

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

Time to head back to Gavin 7. They didn’t go that far back into the past and now it should be safe to go back without complicating the time-line.

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 3

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

(Somehow this episode got caught in a time warp and should have been posted before “The Monarchy Strikes Back!” Episode 4… does that make this a prequel? Shouldn’t that have happened in “Forward to the Past?” I’ll publish it along with “Forward to the Past” Episode 3, so consider it bonus content! – DWPenner, Ed)

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off. The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean are on the forest moon of Monosaurus in the Cava System to track down the new Death Planet the Monarchy is building. They have tracked Varth Dader to this system and thus uncovered the secret shipyard. The Thunderball 2XL is In the Cava System and about to land on Monosaurus to meet with the locals.

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As to be expected, there is something unusual about the inhabitants of Monosaurus. Will Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed meet the leaders of Monosaurus?

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Cruising – Good Lawyers — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Cruising” Joke!

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Who knew, Vikings got opinions on lawyers?

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 88

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Sunday (October 23, 2016) we’ve got a another episode in The Monarchy Strikes Back serial in the comic Space Trek. Actually it is episode 3 of the serial. Somehow it got left on the drafting board. So count this as added bonus content. 🙂 Perhaps the numbering sequence will make more sense. (1,2,4 … wait, where’s 3!)

monarchy-strikes-back-featureWee, sentient Guinea Pigs you say?

I also have the next episode in “Forward to the Past” – Episode 3.

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Of course they were evacuating the base on Gavin 7 when we were last there and communications can be weird with time travel… yah, that’s the excuse I can use for “The Monarchy Strikes Back!”. 🙂

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Coming Up in the Tapestry – 87

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Saturday (October 22, 2016) we’ve got a another Cruising strip. It’s about the law!

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The Monarchy Strikes Back! — Space Trek – Episode 4

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

This serial takes off where “A New Omen” left off.

The Thunderball 2XL, her crew, Zed, and Princess Dee of Alderbean are on the forest moon of Monosaurus in the Cava System tracking down the new Death Planet the Monarchy is building. They have discovered that there are in fact two Death Planets, one under construction and one operational. The Thunderball 2XL is on Monosaurus meeting with the locals – the Geepoks.

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The Monarchy Strikes Back 00The inhabitants of Monosaurus, the Geepoks, will aid Col. Jeff Horoscope, Doctor Neptune, Princess Dee and Zed on a quest to help the inhabitants of another moon in the Cava system — Cavatar. The plan, to disrupt the strip-mining of Upsydaisium on that moon.

Can they stop that mining and then succeed in driving the Monarchy out of the Cava system?

I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

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