School Daze – One Copper Penny — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

077-One Copper 00 077-One Copper 01 077-One Copper 02 077-One Copper 03 077-One Copper 04 077-One Copper 05A fist full of pennies! For a few pennies more! (Well I couldn’t use “dollars” now could I?)

Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze joke. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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A New Omen! — Space Trek – Episode 72

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

What are the consequences of doing a cold restart… Did they remember to clear the cache?

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I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner


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Happy Victoria Day!

Victoria Day 2016I hope you are enjoying a safe and fun Victoria Day Weekend! Enjoy time with family, friends, and neighbours; BBQs, picnics, beach, snowball fights… or just lounging around watching the day go by.

DWPenner

Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 11 – Three O’Clock — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”! So it’s 3 AM, eh?

Three AM 00 Three AM 01 Three AM 02 Three AM 03

How can people think of disturbing someone’s personal time!

Please drop by again!

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DWPenner


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A New Omen! — Space Trek – Episode 71

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

What has become of the Black Lord, Varth Dader? Last seen he was a bit upset at the loss of his new cyborg Roboman crew.

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I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

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Good News Today — Coming this weekend!

Gnorman the Gnome

The family member in hospital I mentioned last weekend is doing well, though still in hospital. That’s a big relief! I also have cartoons done for this coming weekend and ready for publication on Saturday (May 21) and Sunday (May 22).

Saturday, episode 71 in the “Space Trek – A New Omen” serial is ready!

A New Omen feature

Then on Sunday, a “Gnomestead Tapestry” cartoon is scheduled. This is one of the “Two Knights Walk Into a Bar” stories. I hope you like it and the few changes I made to the setting.

Three AM feature

See you on the weekend!


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No News Today

Status

Gnorman the Gnome

Gnorman the Gnome

Apologies, due to a family member being in hospital and other issues surrounding that, I probably won’t be getting a comic out for today, Saturday, May 14, 2016. I am not sure about tomorrow, Sunday, May 15, 2016. I’ll try get something done, but there’s a good chance I’ll be publishing late if at all.

I just wanted to let you know that I hadn’t forgotten.

In the meantime, here are the contents pages for the three cartoons I publish here:

Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 10 – Tea For Two — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”! Someone ordering tea?

Tea 00 Tea 01 Tea 02 Tea 03 Tea 04

I don’t think the tavern actually serves things in dirty cups or tankards.

Please drop by again!

Thanks!

DWPenner


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Happy Mothers’ Day!

Mothers Day 2016

For all mothers, grandmothers, great-grandmothers, stepmothers, godmothers, or any other sort of mother I have missed.

A New Omen! — Space Trek – Episode 70

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

Can The Professor and companions manage to restart the Re-Dwarf in time to avert crashing into Gavin 4? The Rebel base on Gavin 4 wouldn’t survive the collision!

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I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

DWPenner


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