Knock, Knock! 10 – Gahzinta — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

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This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. This one is in the school house. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner

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Where’s Pluto? — Wheel Tales of Willow City

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Not all entertainment need be fast, furious, digital, or electronic. It can be as quiet as sharing a bit of time with your family.

With all the talk about the New Horizons space probe, it might be a great time to go out as a family stargazing. Of course a bit of digital technology might help you with identifying the stars, planets, and constellations. Young children might have problems with the patience to see meteors or satellites in the heavens, but they will learn with a bit of practice to just sit and watch.


I hope you enjoy these and I would really appreciate your spreading the word. My stories are spread by word-of-mouth so this is the way that others might also see them.

 

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A New Omen! — Space Trek – Part 36

Welcome to the continuing voyages in Space Trek! I hope you enjoy this bit of Science Fiction Farce and Satire.

A New Omen 3600A New Omen 3601A New Omen 3602A New Omen 3603A New Omen 3604A New Omen 3605A New Omen 3606A New Omen 3607I hope you’re enjoying this serial. Please let me know what you think and consider liking the post, retweeting it, favouring it, or generally sharing it around. It is the only way it will be seen! (I can really use the publicity and encouragement.)

Thank you!

 


A New Omen! – part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

A New Omen! – part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10

A New Omen – part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15

A New Omen – part 16, part 17 part 18 part 19 part 20

A New Omen – part 21, part 22, part 23, part 24, part 25

A New Omen – part 26, part 27, part 28, part 29, part 30

A New Omen – part 31, part 32, part 33, part 34. part 35

A New Omen – part 36

 


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Two Knights Walk Into a Bar 7 – The Fly — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short:

Another joke from the “Bar”!..

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This joke is short but sweet. If it isn’t sweet, perhaps it is dry humour? I hope it is of good vintage!

Please drop by again!

Thanks!

DWPenner

Nothin’ — Wheel Tales of Willow City

Nothing 00Nothing 01Nothing 02Nothing 03Nothing 04Nothing 05Nothing 06I hope you enjoy these and I would really appreciate your spreading the word. My stories are spread by word-of-mouth so this is the way that others might also see them.


Have you ever noticed that whenever you ask kids… or some adults what they’ve been doing, the answer is universally, “Nothin'”.


This strip* was published before as “Wheel Tales of We’ll Make Cents” but we thought it would be better to publish more independently — hence the change in venue and name to “Wheel Tales of Willow City”.

We'll Make Cents“We’ll Make Cents” was an organization that helped support a number of not-for-profit causes which might get overlooked.

Donations are actually hard to come by for Charities and other not-for-profit organizations. Consider what you might be able to donate. It might be a good time to clean that closet, attic, cellar, shed, or garage! You might have someone else’s next treasured possession.

DWPenner

* Only the first stories were on We’ll Make cents. The more recent stories are being published here first.

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Knock, Knock! 9 – Abbot — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “Knock, Knock!” Joke!

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This is another of the “Gnomestead Tapestry” Knock, Knock jokes. I hope you enjoy this and share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner

Down on the Farm – A Small Turtle — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short. — A Small Turtle — Down on the Farm 4:

Turtle 00Turtle 01Turtle 02Turtle 03Turtle 04Turtle 05Turtle 06Turtle 07Turtle 08Turtle 09Turtle 10Knock, knock! “Who’s there?” “Turtle”. “Turtle who.” “Turtle…” Never mind. 🙂

Please drop by again!

Thanks!

DWPenner

Coming Up in the Tapestry – 55

Hi! Last Saturday, July 4, 2015, I published a new “Gnomestead Tapestry” cartoon. I hope you enjoyed “Lay an Egg“.

Lay an Egg featureOn Sunday July 5, 2015 I planned on publishing “A Small Turtle”, from “The Gnomestead Tapestry”. There will be a bit of a delay, but later tonight or tomorrow (July 6) I should be finished.

Turtle featureI hope you enjoy the cartoons. I’d love to hear from you and find out what you think of them. Drop a note to me via my Facebook page “The Gnome’s Garden”.

Thanks for dropping by!
DWPenner

Happy Fourth of July!

July 4 2015To our American Cousins, I hope you are having a great, safe, Independence Day!

School Daze – Lay an Egg — The Gnomestead Tapestry

A Gnomestead Tapestry Short.

A “School Daze” Joke!

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Hoping you enjoy the “Gnomestead Tapestry” School Daze joke. Feel free to share it around!

Thanks!

DWPenner