Sir Biff and Crew

This is Sir Biff, he’s brave and so bold.
He likes to think he’s a knight of olde.
Sir Biff backs the King through thick and thin.
With him on your side you’ll surely win.

Lady Biff is his wife, cast in the same mould,
But she has a soft side, she’s a heart of gold.
Lady Biff runs their keep and keeps it on course.
She doesn’t use a sword but can ride a horse.

Sir Bart and Squire Hope,
Sir Biff’s grown sons,
Brave and bold,
In them their father’s blood runs.
Sir Bart a new knight, just newly tried.
Squire Hope, a squire, ready to ride.

Biffman and Biffette serve
the Biffs and Biff Keep —
The Biffmen in infantry, The Biffettes house-keep.
The Biffmen truly are brave and sure.
The Biffettes keep the keep warm and secure.

This is an introduction to cast members of The Gnomestead Tapestry. I am starting with Sir Biff, Lady Biff, their two sons and their retainers.

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